Stern makes satellite debut with a curse word!

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Howard Stern began his new satellite radio show on Monday by putting to rest rumors that he got married to his longtime girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky ? in a comment complete with a federally banned expletive. Now we can all listen to the real Stern with the regulations of the FCC behind him!

?I am not married. It?s a nice feeling that we get along great. We?re very happy and I don?t want to (blank) it up,? said Stern, who is finally free of government decency laws on Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. Stern has promised everything from stripper poles to live sex on his new show. But he used only a moderate amount of swearing and said his show was more about ideas, not the use of the f-word. Cursing, he said, would be part of the natural progression of speech.

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