Intel, Aerosmith to launch new marchitecture

“ ON JANUARY 6TH at Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas Intel’s boss Craig Barrett and Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler will announce the UmixIT marchitecture.

Using antique techniques of online journalism we discovered that UmixIT is actually sound mixer powered by the famous music application Cakewalk. It?s a way to allow the average chap or chapess to mix and remix some multi channel music on her or his PC. You need a 1GHz CPU with 256MB of memory to make eight or even sixteen channel music tracks if you are ready to pay enough.”